The frog's tongues are adjustable because some people need more tongue than others. Ask nicely and we just might ship you an extra tongue...........no extra charge.

Price: $29.00

This little guy is a catfish. Joe hates cats so he turned it into a fish. He says, "Cats are the "other white meat." Don't worry. Cats don't like him either.

Price: $34.99

The early bird gets the worm but the smart worm gets a book. This book worm needs glasses. It would make a great gift for any book worm in the family. How big is it you ask? It is about 3 inchs tall.

Price: $12.00

Here is Joe's anal retentive piggy bank. You put the money in the butt and it pays out through the nose.

Price: $49.00

We can make them bigger or smaller to fit your need.